MY FLATMATE IS PLAYING KIDS THAT I ONCE KNEW HOW DARE YOU??????????
also if u send me chapters of the book thief i will read them and record myself reading them
in which i read “if there are any heavens my mother will” by ee cummings which will awkwardly be played at my grandpa’s funeral which is gonna be awkward bc i’m gonna be phoning in so i’m gonna hear my own voice this is gonna be awful anyway enjoy
am i allowed to start this recording with “shabbat shalom” which will be played in a lutheran church i can’t tell if that’s just rude or stuck up or a big middle finger or a combination of all three
hey so i can record my voice and i’m SHITTY at this fucking record my eulogy thing so y’all should send me like sections of the book thief or something you’d like me to read aloud and i will do
all these recordings have either ended with just silence of me giving the fuck up or a silently muttered “fuck this”
so i’m recording me reading “if there are any heavens my mother will” to be played at my grandpa’s service (fingers crossed) and i keEP FUCKING IT UP